With all the tragedies in our world I needed to shed some of the fun side of cats so this is the warm, cheery, comfortable place where you can smile, laugh and relax.

Here is where the animals are free to roam and free to play.

Where they can chase butterfly's and roll in the grass. Free to be themselves. Free without worry. Like they were meant to be.

This is a fun place. Romp around. Pick some flowers. Have some fun.

 

 

 

CATS & YOU
(one of my favorite outlooks)
Most people generally think that cats do nothing, are lazy and all they do is eat

and sleep. Not so! Did you know that cats have a specific job to perform in your

life? Did you ever wonder why so many people have cats nowadays, more so

than dogs? Here's an unknown tip inside the secret life of cats. All cats are
empowered to remove accumulated negative energy from your body on a daily

basis. While you are sleeping, they absorb it from your body. If there is more

than one person in the family, and only one cat, it may accumulate an overload

of negativity from absorbing energy from so many people. When they sleep, a cat's

body releases the negativity that it removed from you. If you are extremely

stressed out, they may not have had enough time to release this negative energy,

therefore it is stored as fat until they can. Therefore, they will become overweight,

and you thought it was the food that you were feeding them! It is good to have

more than one cat in the household so the burden is shared among them.

They also guard you at night so no unwanted spirits can enter the room while you

are asleep. That is why they like to sleep on your bed. If they think you are doing

fine, they will not sleep that night with you. If there is something strange going on,

they will all jump in bed with you and surround you.
If a person comes in the house and they pick up they are there to harm your auric

field or are of the dark forces, they will surround you to protect you.

When my cat began doing to this me, I couldn't figure why they stayed on top of me

or at my feet at times. Through channeling, I was told they were protecting me.

So, my ears and eyes are more aware of what my cats are doing when someone

enters my house. If they run up to the person, smell them and want to be petted,

I know I can relax. Pay Back Time If you do not have a cat, and a stray comes along,

it is because you have a need for one in the home at that particular time. The stray has
volunteered to help you and has sought you out. Thank the cat for picking your

household for its work. If you have other cats and cannot take the stray in, find a

home for it. It is very inexpensive to put an ad in the paper. The cat came to you for

a reason, unknown to you on the physical level, but in the dream state you can see it

and the reason for their appearance at that time, if you want to know it. Sometimes

there is a karmic debt it must pay back to you. It may have eaten you in another

lifetime and must make it up to you by protecting you in this lifetime.

So, don't be so quick to shoo them away. They will have to come back one way

or another to fulfill this obligation. Cats Heal You In the days of Atlantis, the healers

used crystals in their work. The crystals were used as a transmitter for healing.

When the healers visited outlying villages, they could not use their crystals for the
people were very suspicious of them and thought they were using black magic.

Since they were not permitted to use the crystals, the healers would carry a cat

with them as it performed the same function as the crystal. The people were not

afraid of cats and they willing allowed them into their homes.

So, the cat has been used numerous times in the healing arts

~Caroline Connor~

 

 

MIRACLE CAT DIET
Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. 

For those of us who have never had any success dieting.
Well now there is the new Miracle Cat Diet!  This diet will also work on humans! 

Except for cats that eat like people -- such as getting lots of table scraps --

most cats are long and lean (or tiny and petite). the Cat Miracle Diet will help

you achieve the same lean, svelte figure. Just follow this diet for one week and
you'll find that you not only look and feel better, but you will have a whole new

outlook on what constitutes food.  Good Luck!

 

DAY ONE
Breakfast: 

Open can of expensive gourmet cat food. Any flavor as long as it costs more the .75 per can -- and place 1/4 cup on your plate.

Eat 1 bite of food; look around room disdainfully. Knock the rest on the floor. Stare at the wall for awhile before stalking off into the other room.
Lunch: 

Four blades of grass and one lizard tail.

Throw it back up on the cleanest carpet in your house.
Dinner: 

Catch a moth and play with it until it is almost dead.

Eat one wing. Leave the rest to die.
Bedtime snack: 

Steal one green bean from your spouse's or partner's plate. 

Bat it around the floor until it goes under the refrigerator.

Steal one small piece of chicken and eat half of it. Leave the other half on the sofa. Throw out the remaining gourmet cat food from the can you opened this morning.

DAY TWO
Breakfast:  Picking up the remaining chicken bite from the sofa.
Knock it onto the carpet and bat it under the television set. Chew
on the corner of the newspaper as your spouse/partner tries to
read it.
Lunch: Break into the fresh French bread that you bought as your
part of the dinner party on Saturday. Lick the top of it all over.
Take one bite out of the middle of the loaf.
Afternoon snack:  Catch a large beetle and bring it into the house. Play toss and catch with it until it is mushy and half dead. Allow it to escape under the bed.
Dinner:  Open a fresh can of dark colored gourmet cat food - tuna or  beef works well. Eat it voraciously. Walk from your kitchen to the edge of the living room rug. Promptly throw up on the rug. Step into it as you leave. Track footprints across the entire room.

DAY THREE
Breakfast:  Drink part of the milk from your spouse's or partner's cereal bowl when no one is looking.  Splatter part of it on the closest polished aluminum appliance you can find.
Lunch: Catch a small bird and bring it into the house. Play with on top of your down filled comforter. Make sure the bird is seriously injured but not dead before you abandon it for someone else to have to deal with.
Dinner:  Beg and cry until you are given some ice cream or milk in a bowl of your own.  Take three licks/laps and then turn the bowl over on the floor.

FINAL DAY
Breakfast:  Eat 6 bugs, any type, being sure to leave a collection of legs, wings, antennae on the bathroom floor.  Drink lots of water.  Throw the bugs and all of the water up on your spouse's or partner's pillow.
Lunch: Remove the chicken skin from last night's chicken-to-go leftovers your spouse or partner placed in the trash can. Drag the skin across the floor several times. Chew it in a corner and then abandon.
Dinner:  Open another can of expensive gourmet cat food. Select a
flavor that is especially runny, like Chicken and Giblets in Gravy.
Lick off all the gravy and leave the actual meat to dry and get
hard.

 

 

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CAT LOVER WHEN...
1.

You do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.
2.

You consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.
3.

You apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.
4.

You snap your fingers or pat the sofa to invite your guests to sit down.
5.

You sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is comfy in the middle

and looks so cute.
6.

You spend more money on toys for your cats than on your kids or grandkids.
7.

You decorate your Christmas tree with dangling cat toys
8.

Your neighbors refer to you as "The crazy one with all the cats".
9.

You have more pictures of your cats in your wallet then your kids or grandchildren.
10. You refer to your cat as your furry child.
11.

You plan your vacation around your cats schedule.
12.

You have accidentally called your spouse by your cats name.
13. You and kitty have matching outfits.
14. Your spouse says, "me or the cat", and there is no hesitation.
15. You never go to the door, unless it's to let the cat in or out.
16. All your best friends have fleas.
17. You own 17 varieties of kitty nail trimmers.
18. You meow so well, you confuse the cats.

 

 

RULES FOR CATS TO LIVE BY

BATHROOMS:

Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare.
DOORS:

Do not allow any closed doors in any room. To get door open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season.

CHAIRS AND RUGS:

If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so it is as long as a humans bare foot.
HAMPERING:

 If one of your humans is engaged in some activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping," otherwise known as "hampering." Following are the rules for "hampering:"
 

1)  When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted.
 

2)  For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book, unless you can lie across the book itself.

 

3)  For paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner so as to obscure as much of the work as possible or at least. Pretend to doze, but every so often reach out and slap the pencil or pen.
 

4)  For people paying bills or working on income taxes or Christmas cards, keep in mind the aim: to hamper! First, sit on the paper being worked on. When dislodged, watch sadly from the side of the table. When activity proceeds nicely, roll around on the papers, scattering them to the best of your ability. After being removed for the second time, push pens, pencils, and erasers off the table, one at a time.

 

5)  When a human is holding the newspaper in front of him/her, be sure to jump on the back of the paper. Humans love to jump.

 

6)  When human is working at computer, jump up on desk,

walk across keyboard, bat at mouse pointer on screen and then lay in human's lap across arms, hampering typing in progress.

WALKING:

As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human, especially: on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark, and when they first get up in the morning. This will help their coordination skills.

BEDTIME: Always sleep on the human at night so he/she cannot move around.
LITTER BOX:

When using the litter box, be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as possible. Humans love the feel of kitty litter between their toes.
HIDING:

Every now and then, hide in a place where the humans cannot find you. Do not come out for three to four hours under any

circumstances. This will cause the humans to panic (which they love) thinking that you have run away or are lost. Once you do come out, the humans will cover you with love and kisses and you will probably get a treat.

SLEEPING In order to have enough energy for playing, a cat must get plenty of sleep (at least 16 hours per day). It is generally not difficult to find a comfortable place to curl up. Any place a human likes to sit is good, especially if it contrasts with your fur color. If it's in a sunbeam or near a heating duct or radiator, so much the better. Of course, good places also exist outdoors, but have the disadvantages of being seasonal and dependent on current and previous weather conditions such as rain. Open windows are a good compromise.
HUMANS Humans have three primary functions: to feed us, to play with and give attention to us, and to clean the litter box. It is important to maintain one's Dignity when around humans so that they will not forget who is the master of the house. Humans need to know basic rules. They can be taught if you start early and are consistent. You will then have a smooth-running household.
FOOD In order to get the energy to sleep, play, and hamper, a cat must eat. Eating, however, is only half the fun. The other half is getting the food. Cats have two ways to obtain food: convincing a human you are starving to death and must be fed NOW; and hunting for it oneself. The following are guidelines for getting fed.
  1)  When the humans are eating, make sure you leave the tip of your tail in their dishes when they are not looking.
  2)  Never eat food from your own bowl if you can steal some from the table.
  3)  Never drink from your own water bowl if a human's glass is full enough to drink from.
  4)  Should you catch something of your own outside, it is only polite to attempt to get to know it. Be insistent -- your food will usually not be so polite and try to leave.
  5)  Table scraps are delicacies with which the humans are unfortunately unwilling to readily part. It is beneath the Dignity of a cat to beg outright for food as lower forms of life such as dogs will, but several techniques exist for ensuring that the humans don't forget you exist. These include, but are not limited to: jumping onto the lap of the "softest" human and purring loudly; lying down in the doorway between the dining room and the kitchen, the Direct Stare, and twining around people's legs as they sit and eat while meowing plaintively.
ONE LAST THOUGHT:

Whenever possible, get close to a human, especially their face, turn around, and present your butt to them. Humans love this, so do it often. And don't forget guests.

 

 

Lisa Alger of Roy, Washington, had to take her claim all the way to state

judge, Paul Treyz in June, but she finally got a dismissal of one of the

municipal citations against her for housing an unlicensed cat named

"Patches." Reason:  "Patches" is a stuffed animal.

(The local Humane Society monitors for violations of licensing law by

knocking on doors and asking kids the names of their pets,
so it can check license lists.
When Alger's 7-year-old son mentioned the highly regarded "Patches",

and the Humane Society found no license for it, wrote Alger up

without investigating.)

 

The following are not cat related but had to share them...

 

BREEDS NOW RECOGNIZED BY AKC:

(just a joke)

Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel =
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever =
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound =
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer =

Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter
anyway
Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Oh, never mind....