A woman from Oklahoma has a slight accent. When she lived in the south she would take her cats to the groomer and have what is called a Line Cut which is when all the fur hanging below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled).

When she moved to Chicago, one of the cats fur got tangled during the move so she took it in for this line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her.

She cried for a week...

but not as much as the cat.

Gas in car to go to groomer    $4.50
Cat car carrier           $32.99
Grooming fee             $80.00

Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat ... Priceless!