| I
    have to say, I think my mom is my best friend. I was
    staying at the Humane Society with my brother when I first saw her. The
    mission had been a female kitten. At that point one had not been found  but
    fell in love with me. I couldn't understand why I 
    was left there until I  found out 
    later that the shelter was giving my brother and I 
    a chance to  find a home 
    together. He
    had  long hair and was a lot more responsibility. Well,
    I guess I'd been there long enough because, there she was again. She
    came back to take me to home. I hear talk a lot about something  called 
    "abuse". It's said that I may have had it. One of 
    my back legs kind of  snaps when I 
    walk, I have a couple lumps on my body, I'm 
    lacking a voice  (my nickname 
    is Squeaky), and
    I'm afraid of everything.  I
    wince away when someone reaches down to pet me. I can't help it. When
    I'm reprimanded with a firm "NO" I run and hide behind the toilet in  the
    corner. I
    become a bit confused because she'll come in, pick me up and (yech)... hug
    and kiss me and stuff. It's kind of nice but I'm not use to it.
    I push away and  just want to 
    get down, so then I'm put down. Such
    nice, safe landings.  On my
    quiet times I like to get in one of the window beds, for our relaxation,  and
    think a while.  I miss my brother and wonder where he is and what he's doing.  I hope
    he's safe and happy. I was told he got a very good 
    home with people who  care a great 
    deal for him, but still, I miss
    him very much. Anyway,
    I really think she believes I'm cracked. She thinks I'm a "spaz".  I have
    spurts of the "pounce syndrome" where suddenly, without any sign
    or any warning "BAM". I pounce, diving under the pillows or for better results,
    in the middle of the floor with nothing around. 
    Know what's really funny?  Scaring the 
    hell out of my mother. I'll be comfy on her lap 
    while she's at her  computer, in 
    deep thought. She thinks I'm sound asleep, then...  
    all-of-a-sudden... BOOM!
    I'll punch her in the chest. I always do that.  The
    great part is, she thinks it's funny. What I'm 
    actually doing is pouncing on  floating cat 
    hair and static electricity, and my
    whiskers but I'll keep her wondering.  I have
    been provided with a wonderful home but is taking a lot of time getting acquainted
    with the others. They're so different than I am.  They're
    use to playing and carrying on.  I
    would love to play with them but a bit scared. I'd rather be left alone. I
    pretty much have roam of the house but I prefer to stay upstairs with Polly, the
    older cat, safe from the hoodlums who stay downstairs.  Guess
    you could say I'm sort of a puppy.  I
    follow her everywhere and if I'm left on the wrong side of that door
    that  separates the 
    house... I beat on it like a buffalo. Again, I'm called a "crazy cat,  always on the 
    wrong side of the door. Always
    in and out, in and out. Who's
    the crazy one for letting me...  in and out, in and out?   |